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Wynonna Earp hosts a literal dinner party from Hell

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Wynonna Earp airs Fridays at 9 p.m. E.T. on Space. Photo courtesy Bell Media
Wynonna Earp airs Fridays at 9 p.m. E.T. on Space. Photo courtesy Bell Media

Spoilers follow for Wynonna Earp Season 3 Episode 8, “Waiting Forever for You.”

Last week, we were treated to some much-needed Wynhaught adventures while Mama said adios to the clan in hopes of finding her angelic baby daddy. We were also given the Earpiest of Earp gut punches with Wynonna’s official rescinding of Vamp Doc privileges. This week provides some rather appealing discoveries that only work to further your hunger for more from the Ghost River Triangle.

Wynonna Earp has never been one to shy away from reversing the gender stereotypical norms we all know and have become sick of. “Waiting Forever With You” starts out at Shorty’s, with Wynonna assisting Jeremy with his pool stick handling skills. This is, of course, a scenario traditionally used to showcase a male’s ability to teach a woman how to play – rather than, I don’t know, not getting all up in her in order to teach her how to get a ball in a hole. She effectively utilizes birthing language to get her pointers across (since she certainly has an intimate relationship with that pool table) all while wearing a “Lasagna Del Rey” T-shirt, because we obviously need more reasons to adore Wynonna Earp.

While discussing Jeremy’s love life, Wynonna continually busts out Vamp Doc innuendos that could fill up Charlie Fire Services’ apparent big ol’ hose he has in his possession. Wynonna reveals she has been ignoring his texts which, of course, causes Jeremy to immediately call Charlie over as he and his biceps wander into the bar. As they awkwardly yet adorably decide to make dinner plans, Bulshar continues his reign of despair by resurrecting his barbecued ex with a hair of gold, Constance Clootie.

Countessa attempts to soothe over Vamp Doc’s newfound vamp woes by bringing him a fresh human being to feast on. That notion does not go over well for the man who literally chops down his own Christmas tree. Doc decides he must go hunting in the woods, because he is Doc Holliday, which causes him to attack Park Ranger Christopher Robin as he’s discussing Party Of Five spoilers with Jeremy over the phone. Now, normally when a friend lunges toward your love interest in an attempt to gorge on their flesh, you could rightly construe that as a negative development. But mid-feed, Doc realizes there’s something wrong with Robin, whose blood tastes of molding Earth. We’ve all been there.

Jeremy interrupts the delightful dinner date between Wynonna and Charlie (which featured promises of chicken balls, eggs Benedict and a great wall of spaghetti and meatballs?!) to warn her about Vamp Doc’s attack on Robin. She enlists the help of Charlie (who is apparently okay with turning away a heaping helpful of dough at Purgatory’s finest restaurant) to hold Doc back at Shorty’s, as Wynonna discusses the effects of blood-sucking on moustache upkeep with Countessa. The two share a warm whiskey as Countessa recounts the history between her and Doc Holliday, claiming that he was, in fact, the one who (figuratively) turned her. We later learn she took on the mantle of blood-sucker because Constance cursed him with the gift of immortality.

If there’s one thing Wynonna Earp excels in, it’s in the treatment of its antagonistic figures. Regardless of how ridiculous a name Bobo del Rey is, his insistence of calling Waverly an angel was not necessarily because he was a super creep (though he certainly has his moments), it was because this name has ultimately shown to have some merit to it. Countessa isn’t the most honest being to step into Purgatory, but because of how compellingly these characters are written, we’re well aware that Doc is certainly not the town’s beacon of morality either. The viewer is effectively given the option of feeling torn between whether they 100 per cent root for their favourite character or not. 

On the flip side, Constance Clootie busts onto the scene at Shorty’s, where Doc/Charlie briefly team up to stall the salty witch on a mission to fetch something of grand importance for Bulshar. They ultimately take the charred-up mother of Norman Bates, intending to throw her down the well Doc and Bobo once called home. She manages to commandeer Doc’s beloved Charlene (because they parked it a full football field away) and hysterically flips off the two men as she drives off, leaving them alone and in the cold. She interrupts Countessa and Wynonna’s big tiny sword stand-off but refrains from harming them, because she’s still on the prowl for that special something. 

Wynonna Earp Season 3 Episode 8 – Waiting Forever for You. Photo courtesy Bell Media

Wynonna Earp Season 3 Episode 8 – Waiting Forever for You. Photo courtesy Bell Media

As the supernatural continues to reign supreme against those four, Wayhaught treats Jeremy and Robin to a BGD (Big Gay Dinner) and honestly, we would all be lucky to share a big gay anything with one of the finest fictional couples in television history. Jeremy is understandably shaken up by the whole Doc-is-a-forever-living-vampire-who-bit-my-boyfriend thing and he tries to convey his horror to Haught, who is in a constant state of bemusement with everything he says. Robin asks Waverly if she ever wonders how a potato feels when it’s in the ground, a question apparently not as frequently pondered as I initially thought. Waverly is so distraught at the prospect of a man simply licking a washed potato (shout-out to this now-iconic Wynonna Earp moment!) that she storms into the room where Jeremy and Haught find Bulshar’s ring delicately placed in a biscuit. This despite the fact that he stowed it away in BBD’s finest vault towards the beginning of the episode. Bulshar’s ring is clearly hot for Haught.

The crew find a shirtless Robin in the barn, pleading that they must keep fertilizing the soil because his green thumb takes precedence over anyone else’s sensitive nose. A disheveled Constance continues the theme of interrupting in this episode, as she makes her way into the Earp barn. Waverly pulls a Waverly and surprises us all by Falcon-punching Constance using the power of Bulshar’s ring (and somehow managing to not have her finger burned off). As it turns out, the “thing” Constance has been in search of was a tarot card Bulshar (previously known as Sheriff Clootie) so desperately needs. When she returns the card to him as he’s hanging out in the woods by himself, the most horrifying moment of Wynonna Earp comes in the form of Bulshar laughing joyously at the top of his lungs. What a monster.

Wynonna Earp Season 3 Episode 8 – Waiting Forever for You. Photo courtesy Bell Media

Wynonna Earp Season 3 Episode 8 – Waiting Forever for You. Photo courtesy Bell Media

Through a series of linked tarot card readings and utterances of the phrase “Bulshar’s Wang,” the crew deduces that he is on the lookout for the Garden of Eden, to which Robin ominously declares that he already found. Wynonna and Vamp Doc have a heart-to-heart in the barn where evidently the magic literally happens, because just a mere few hours ago, a resurrected “bitch kabob” was Wilhelm-screamed out of her mind. Just as Wynonna reveals Bulshar’s plan for paradise, the crazed demon suddenly appears and blows what I’m certain are evil dandelion remnants at the former couple. Ah, yet another glorious day in Purgatory!

“Waiting Forever With You” turns the Bulshar narrative up to 11. With just a few episodes remaining this season, episode eight provides a number of major callbacks to seasons past that all worked toward this Bulshar summoning. Whether it was with the resurrection of Constance Clootie, the importance of the “Lovers” tarot card that appeared at the end of episode three or the reminder of Juan Carlo stating GRT was a sanctuary, I have a sneaking suspicion the remaining four episodes are going to be a thrill ride I am more than prepared to buckle up for.

My 3 Favourite W’s of the Episode

I would now like to turn your attention to my 3 Favourite W’s for this episode of Wynonna Earp. These consist of favourite Wynonna Insult, Wayhaught Moment and Waverly Expression – the three pillars of any Wynonna Earp episode.

Wynonna Insult: “You’re not gonna talk me out of shooting you with your fortune-tellery adjective… ad-verbs… nouns…”

Wayhaught Moment: I will never not love an accidental proposal. If and when we finally witness the exquisite Wayhaught proposal, I truly hope Haught provides a princess cut for Waverly.

Waverly Expression: Five words, everyone: “Robin just licked a potato!”

Wynonna Earp Season 3 Episode 8 – Waiting Forever for You. Photo courtesy Bell Media

Wynonna Earp Season 3 Episode 8 – Waiting Forever for You. Photo courtesy Bell Media

What did you think of “Waiting Forever With You”? Let us know in the comments below.

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Schitt’s Creek to conclude after next season

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The popular CBC sitcom Schitt’s Creek will conclude with its sixth and final season, star and co-creator Dan Levy announced in a statement today. Photo courtesy CBC.
The popular CBC sitcom Schitt’s Creek will conclude with its sixth and final season, star and co-creator Dan Levy announced in a statement today. Photo courtesy CBC.

The popular CBC sitcom Schitt’s Creek will end at the conclusion of its sixth season, series co-creator and star Dan Levy announced March 21.

“We are so grateful to have been given the time and creative freedom to tell this story in its totality, concluding with a final chapter that we had envisioned from the very beginning,” Levy said in a statement. “It’s not lost on us what a rare privilege it is in this industry to get to decide when your show should take its final bow.”

Schitt’s Creek premiered on CBC in 2015, becoming one of the network’s most successful half-hour comedies ever. The show follows the fish-out-of-water Rose family, forced to assimilate into a small town after they lose their family fortune.

Though the show’s first season received mixed reviews, it grew in regard with both fans and critics over subsequent iterations. Schitt’s Creek’s fifth season, which premiered on January 8, 2019, scored a 100 per cent “Fresh” ranking on the review aggregate website Rotten Tomatoes.

The show is also among select company among Canadian sitcoms, drawing strong viewership in the United States and elsewhere thanks to distribution on Netflix and the American Pop network. Critics have reacted favourably to recent episodes, with TV Guide’s Megan Vick writing that each season of Schitt’s Creek has “gotten better and better.”

Read Levy’s full statement below.

New episodes of Schitt’s Creek air Tuesday nights at 9/9:30 NT on CBC.

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Watch the Oscar-nominated Canadian short “Animal Behaviour”

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The National Film Board of Canada is offering Canadians the opportunity to watch the Oscar-nominated Canadian short film "Animal Behaviour" until the end of today. Photo courtesy NFB
The National Film Board of Canada is offering Canadians the opportunity to watch the Oscar-nominated Canadian short film "Animal Behaviour" until the end of today. Photo courtesy NFB

To get prepped for the 91st Academy Awards, the National Film Board of Canada (NFB) is offering Canadians the chance to check out Animal Behaviour, nominated tonight in the Best Animated Short Film category.

Animal Behaviour is a new short from Alison Snowden and David Fine, who previously won an Oscar in 1994 for Bob’s Birthday. The short is the 75th Oscar nomination for the NFB, and the first short film for Snowden and Fine since Bob’s Birthday. The 91st Oscars air tonight at 8 Eastern on ABC and CTV.

Watch Animal Behaviour below (expires tonight).

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Wynonna Earp Season 4 is in jeopardy, according to the The Hollywood Reporter, due to financial difficulties. Photo courtesy Space

All of a sudden, Wynonna Earp is in Purgatory.

Earpers were stunned Thursday night when executive producer and showrunner Emily Andras posted (and subsequently deleted) a tweet suggesting that fans of the show may soon have to fight for it. Another tweet, posted shortly later, took a decidedly more straight-forward approach.

Andras appeared to be responding to the news that funding for the fourth season of Wynonna Earp appeared to be on shaky ground, according to a report from The Hollywood Reporter. According to THR, financial challenges faced by IDW Entertainment have stalled production on Season 4, despite the company being contractually obligated to deliver the show to Syfy.

In response to the news, Earpers took to Twitter with the hashtag #FightForWynonna, which at the time of publication was one of the top Twitter trends in Canada. Though Season 4 has yet to be officially cancelled, IDW has yet to commit to a start date for the new season.

“IDW is committed to continuing to tell the Wynonna Earp story,” the company said in a statement posted to Twitter. “Much like the fans, we are passionate about not only the series, but the comics, the characters and the overall message that the Wynonna Earp franchise carries. We are in the process of working out the details for how the Wynonna story will continue and will share new details very soon.”

Our resident Earper, Ghezal Amiri, was a big fan of Season 3, writing that the show’s season finale, entitled “War Paint”, was a “wildly emotional conclusion.” Read her recap here.

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