Spoilers follow for Wynonna Earp Season 3 Episode 11, “Daddy Lessons,” and Season 3 Episode 12, “War Paint.”
Wynonna Earp‘s third season has come to a mighty end and I truly need the strongest damn taco Taco Bell has to offer to calm my feelings.
The two-parter finale, entitled “Daddy Lessons” and “War Paint” (both appropriate titles), begins with Wayhaught inspecting a dead Charlie Fire Services. After Doc murdered him with love during last week’s episode, everyone remained hush-hush on letting Wynonna know about her handsome fireman’s demise. Bulshar’s threat over Purgatory looms, so when Haught gets called away to assist in the town’s evacuation, Waverly is left alone hovering around a naked dead man. She does what many of us would do in this situation, which is to gently caress the carcass’s chest. Unfortunately for you and me, we’re not Waverly Earp and we do not possess the healing powers of this angelic force of wonder. Her touch brings him back to life and Evanescence subconsciously plays in the background.
An evacuation alarm blares over both of the town’s speakers, so of course this means two dumb-dumbs wander into Shorty’s under the ruse of looking for their dog in order to drink all the booze while everyone rightly runs for their lives. Angry Vamp Doc spots them and I honestly condone any form of punishment for dumb-dumbs like these that don’t take loud alarms seriously. Glamouring them in order to be a nice dinner for Doc and Kate? Should’ve taken that truck down to Austin for their tacos! I will say that both of them feeding on one person is not a great idea. Taking a cue from my True Blood knowledge, she would drain way too fast without enough ample time for her body to regenerate that lost blood. Duh.
Wynonna finds Waverly near the mysterious danger steps in the woods and kinda-sorta kidnaps her because Waverly needs to be protected at all costs, damn it! Wynonna tasks a barefoot Charlie to drive her prophetic sister out of the Ghost River Triangle, while Haught can barely get a word out (because she saw this dead naked man about 15 minutes prior). While Waves and Charlie bond over their love of strange greenhouses and Haught’s talents, Wynonna encounters a merry band of revenants that are now aware she’s Peacemaker-less. They offer an insanely-sculpted Melanie Scrofano as fealty to Bulshar, who sits on an Iron Throne whenever he eats dinner. This is probably one of the only things I like about him.
Wynonna encounters Mercedes, who utters my favourite comeback of the entire season: “I won’t do that, I keep fighting.” / “Yeah we know, sweetie. Your eyebags have ‘fighter’ written all over them.” Hot damn. Wynonna offers herself to be Bulshar’s lieutenant, but he rejects the idea by yelling in her face because we all know he’s super jealous of her stellar eyeliner skills. Bulshar’s guyliner does not make the cut. Not even the honourable mentions. It is truly heartbreaking seeing Wynonna’s sheer desperation to protect Waverly and her family, so much so that she’s willing to set aside any pride or disdain she has for Bulshar by begging on her knees to the man wearing an oversized fedora. She ultimately deduces that if she manages to touch Bulshar, she can harm him, because he hates having to dry clean his suede suits. She also kicks a revenant’s ass while wearing a corset because she is Wynonna. Freaking. Earp.
We ultimately learn that Charlie is Waverly’s father after a series of flashbacks that occur whenever she touches him wearing the impenetrable ring. Vamp Doc storms the greenhouse they are hiding in, craving the sweet taste of Charlie’s (well, Julian’s) angelic blood. He has been angrily perturbed throughout this episode, what with the glamouring rule-breakers and shooting Fire Chiefs. To be fair, I can only imagine the taste of an angel’s blood is reminiscent of a cold glass of Dr. Pepper on a sweltering summer’s day, so I understand his desperation. Threatening Waverly Earp, however? That’s a no-no. Julian Falcon pushes Doc unconscious and sprouts wings, because I suppose a bell was rung near the vicinity of the greenhouse.
As Bulshar enlists Bobo to assist him in his fight against acceptable fashion choices, Wynonna manages to rile up the merry band of revenants to fight against him. Waverly returns to the Homestead where Wynonna learns her vampire baby daddy murdered her ex-boyfriend, was then resurrected by her angelic sister and is also said sister’s father – but thankfully her hair is looking end-of-this-world fantastic!
There is one pairing we haven’t seen much of this season, and that is Haught and Kate. As she nurses Kate’s gunshot wound, Haught expresses her fear for Waverly’s safety. It’s quite compelling seeing how much these two genuinely adore their romantic counterparts although both relationships differ immensely. Bulshar’s minions interrupt their bonding session and stab Haught, causing her vanilla-dipped donut blood to permeate Kate’s nostrils. She attempts to walk it off, but as it turns out, an open wound can do wonders for your health – so she passes out while reciting Casablanca quotes. What a woman. Julian saves her life but warns a “price must be paid” – to which I ask, why can’t it ever just be free?
Waverly encounters Bobo in his best Rhythm Nation getup, because we clearly need more reason to question Bulshar’s affinity for outdated trends. He asks Waverly to set him free when the time comes. Julian lets Waverly know he used up everything he had to heal Haught, so it’s basically up to Waverly to save everybody… yeah, thanks dad.
The Bulshar showdown officially begins. Minions with riot shields arrive in Roman formation, revenants sacrifice themselves, it’s fun for the whole family! Charlie/Julian experiences death a second time when he’s stabbed through the back by the forces of Bobo and Bulshar. Waverly utilizes her powers by frying Bobo’s brain because she is Waverly. Freaking. Earp. The celebration is superbly short-lived as Wynonna realizes Bulshar has broken the Earp curse by hijacking her blood, making it possible for him to enter the Garden.
With all the chaos and impending doom sprinkled throughout the episode, we take a moment to watch Wayhaught share a touching moment on the balcony that made me lose my marbles. For the first time in Wynonna Earp history, Waverly explicitly states that she loves Nicole Haught and the couple essentially becomes engaged using the ugliest ring on Earth. Dominique Provost-Chalkley and Kat Barrell’s subtle mannerisms are so damn phenomenal; their chemistry together is simply immeasurable.
Jeremy conjures up a crypsis that possesses the ability to go undetected when hanging around Bulshar’s fashionista minions. Wynonna and Waverly head off to stop the apocalypse, because this is how the sisters are forced to spend their weekends. They manage to embody Agent 47 by sneaking past the guards utilizing the beautifully-smelling crypsis and come face-to-face with Bulshar.
Wynonna retrieves Peacemaker in the form of a big sword thanks to Waverly’s ingenuity, and she stabs the ever-loving snake out of Bulshar. Of course he wouldn’t be Mr. Ballsack if he didn’t do something shitty, so he takes a bite into Wynonna’s neck, leaving me to think she becomes Bulshar 2.0… WynShar? Thankfully Vamp Doc saves the day by sucking the venom out of our super heroine. Our other super heroine, my beloved Waverly Earp, is another story…
The concluding moments of the episode make me furiously envious of all future Wynonna Earp viewers who are able to immediately click “watch next episode” rather than wait for however long we need to wait for more.
Waverly becomes trapped in a barrier Wynonna can’t get through and is ultimately tree-napped to the beyond. Doc follows her into the Garden and we’re all left wiping the ugly cry off our faces. Wynonna returns to the Homestead, where the word “VALDEZ” is mysteriously etched into the hallway, before heading over to Shorty’s. Nedley reveals everyone in town has disappeared except for them, which can only mean one thing: the pair cock their guns like they’ve never cocked before and prepare for a battle to get them back. I conclude my recap using the delicately brainstormed phrase used by our beloved former sheriff: fuck yeah.
This season of Wynonna Earp has left me in a glass case of emotion. From saying goodbye to our fierce Sgt. Dolls to bonding with Mama Gibson, cooking with Jolene, experiencing Christmas in August, drinking with WynHaught, witnessing potato licking, learning about Waverly’s parentage and Haught’s upbringing and finally placing charges against Bulshar for his egregious style violations, we’ve witnessed some majorly crucial developments. I cannot wait to see what is in store for next season. Though I leave all my faith to the showrunners, I have a plea for the television gods: please, oh glorious entities, let Waverly Earp and Nicole Haught come out of this in one piece so we can all swoon over the Wayhaught wedding we’ve been craving since the second ever episode.
My 3 Favourite W’s of the Episode
I would now like to turn your attention to my 3 Favourite W’s for this final pair of episodes of Wynonna Earp season three. These consist of favourite Wynonna Insult, Wayhaught Moment and Waverly Expression: the three pillars of any Wynonna Earp episode.
Wynonna Insult: “I bested your mom.”
Wayhaught Moment: Waverly Earp and Nicole Haught make me melt regardless of what they’re doing, but declaring their adoration for each other right before going into an apocalyptic battle to save humanity? Be still, my already-in-a-depleted-state heart!
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Schitt’s Creek to conclude after next season
The popular CBC sitcom Schitt’s Creek will end at the conclusion of its sixth season, series co-creator and star Dan Levy announced March 21.
“We are so grateful to have been given the time and creative freedom to tell this story in its totality, concluding with a final chapter that we had envisioned from the very beginning,” Levy said in a statement. “It’s not lost on us what a rare privilege it is in this industry to get to decide when your show should take its final bow.”
Schitt’s Creek premiered on CBC in 2015, becoming one of the network’s most successful half-hour comedies ever. The show follows the fish-out-of-water Rose family, forced to assimilate into a small town after they lose their family fortune.
Though the show’s first season received mixed reviews, it grew in regard with both fans and critics over subsequent iterations. Schitt’s Creek’s fifth season, which premiered on January 8, 2019, scored a 100 per cent “Fresh” ranking on the review aggregate website Rotten Tomatoes.
The show is also among select company among Canadian sitcoms, drawing strong viewership in the United States and elsewhere thanks to distribution on Netflix and the American Pop network. Critics have reacted favourably to recent episodes, with TV Guide’s Megan Vick writing that each season of Schitt’s Creek has “gotten better and better.”
Read Levy’s full statement below.
To Our Dear Fans… pic.twitter.com/FIXjD3gbzA
— dan levy (@danjlevy) March 21, 2019
New episodes of Schitt’s Creek air Tuesday nights at 9/9:30 NT on CBC.
Watch the Oscar-nominated Canadian short “Animal Behaviour”
To get prepped for the 91st Academy Awards, the National Film Board of Canada (NFB) is offering Canadians the chance to check out Animal Behaviour, nominated tonight in the Best Animated Short Film category.
Animal Behaviour is a new short from Alison Snowden and David Fine, who previously won an Oscar in 1994 for Bob’s Birthday. The short is the 75th Oscar nomination for the NFB, and the first short film for Snowden and Fine since Bob’s Birthday. The 91st Oscars air tonight at 8 Eastern on ABC and CTV.
Watch Animal Behaviour below (expires tonight).
Next up on The Mutt: Wynonna Earp future in doubt as Season 4 delayed
Wynonna Earp future in doubt as Season 4 delayed
All of a sudden, Wynonna Earp is in Purgatory.
Earpers were stunned Thursday night when executive producer and showrunner Emily Andras posted (and subsequently deleted) a tweet suggesting that fans of the show may soon have to fight for it. Another tweet, posted shortly later, took a decidedly more straight-forward approach.
Don’t fuck with my family. 💕
— Emily Andras (@emtothea) February 21, 2019
Andras appeared to be responding to the news that funding for the fourth season of Wynonna Earp appeared to be on shaky ground, according to a report from The Hollywood Reporter. According to THR, financial challenges faced by IDW Entertainment have stalled production on Season 4, despite the company being contractually obligated to deliver the show to Syfy.
In response to the news, Earpers took to Twitter with the hashtag #FightForWynonna, which at the time of publication was one of the top Twitter trends in Canada. Though Season 4 has yet to be officially cancelled, IDW has yet to commit to a start date for the new season.
“IDW is committed to continuing to tell the Wynonna Earp story,” the company said in a statement posted to Twitter. “Much like the fans, we are passionate about not only the series, but the comics, the characters and the overall message that the Wynonna Earp franchise carries. We are in the process of working out the details for how the Wynonna story will continue and will share new details very soon.”
Our resident Earper, Ghezal Amiri, was a big fan of Season 3, writing that the show’s season finale, entitled “War Paint”, was a “wildly emotional conclusion.” Read her recap here.